American Berserker

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Greg · 317

hi. grug here. barbarian brother of greg. usually greg like do big rite up, but today grug explain deck.
deck is simple.
unlike greg, grug not self agransing agradizeen agrondicsing ag-

grug is not man of words. grug is man of action so grug keep it short with many picshur.

"I Can Do This All Day!" "I Would Like to Rage!"

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for mor power, bellow yor battle cry every time u redy

like any good barbarian, capamerica can attak 2 times each turn.

mor weapon, mor wack

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capamerica is known for shield, but he one of best ax user. thank to strong-soldier soup he usually have for both basic ATK. many more from card in deck and yrambyorn not say basic. work for event too.

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in 1 hand, hold shield. in other hand, hold ax. in other-other hand hold godslayer. as barbarian, we true master of all weapon, but if only one other-hand, ax better than sword.

can still use ax if meenie swing exhaust it. second meen swing can exhaust sword if not attak uneek enemy, but is mor damage if exhaust sword and use meanie swing as for ax.

call some minion out to play.
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take their loot.
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kick em to the curb.

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drop kick and hero strike do big damage. scaredycat villains wont even want to hit us back after how hard we hit them. strong-soldier soup and martial powers means we can always kick with our fists.

berserker buddies

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hulk and thor also good at berserking. both strong atk. thor good at killing minion, or taking punch to face.
deck is mostly , so hulk punch, and then he punch again. is funny. you laugh. sometimes hulk punch everyone . is even funnyr. you laugh. somtimes hulk unlucky () and you dont laugh, but usually not happen. agent numbers is the thinky type of berserker. she help capam with those scheme that make grug head hurt.

time spent resting is time spent not attacking

town is lava. but capam also get punched in the face a lot. when flip down we want to get everything we need and fast. run home for a quick snack and power nap.
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usually only flip down if about to die, dinner time at hall of heroes, or u have a buddy in hand.


Greg's note: This deck is nothing innovative or original, but I wanted to build a straight-forward, aggro-rush style deck that was fun and consistent. It's also probably not the strongest possible deck; cards like Godslayer, Side Holster and Lock and Load could probably be replaced by something more valuable, but I just liked the idea of two weapons.

well? why u still read? go hit something!

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4 comments

Mar 15, 2024 dr00 · 40037

or perhaps: 'Steve smash!' ??

Mar 16, 2024 Greg · 317

ha, that would have been a good name too!

Apr 19, 2024 andyr · 4406

I don’t know how I missed this when it was published, but this was loads of fun. Great use of how resourceful cap really is once the two serums come out!

Apr 19, 2024 Greg · 317

Thanks @andyr! Now that I think of it, the theme was probably subconsciously inspired by your series of "character role" decks. :)

This is probably among my more generic decks tbh, but as a longtime TTRPG player, I just couldn't resist the Ax/Sword/Shield loadout for the barbarian fantasy.