Jubilee's Black Friday

Forget the dusty tactic books and Cyclops’ endless lectures in the Danger Room, because I am Jubilation Lee – but you can just call me JUBILEE – and this is my official manifesto, my master plan, starting exactly where I know my way around best: the shopping mall. When the game kicks off, don't even look for me on the front lines, because I start totally relaxed in Alter-Ego form, hanging out at the mall, planning my moves and using SHOPPING SPREE, while MOIRA MACTAGGERT ensures that I draw extra cards faster than Logan can pop his claws when I flip later. With my STEALTH TRAINING, I stay perfectly hidden to remove threat from schemes, while UNDER SURVEILLANCE bumps up the main scheme's threshold so massively that we never face sudden losses while I am in Alter-Ego. Of course, I don't go shopping alone, because FORGE is my personal logistics guy, searching my deck to put the essential X-MEN support THE X-JET straight into my hand. As soon as I flip to my JUBILEE hero side, I deploy THE X-JET for those permanent wild resources and fire off MAKING AN ENTRANCE for the perfect thwart bonus. Meanwhile, PROFESSOR X and DAZZLER handle crowd control, throwing out so many confuse statuses alongside BLINDING LIGHTS that the boss is completely dazed, allowing CHAMBER to attack relentlessly with zero consequential damage, while X-MANSION and UTOPIA keep my entire X-Men crew perfectly ready and healthy. Once my setup is complete, I use DEFT FOCUS to buy my SUPERPOWER cards at an absolute discount, discard my PLASMOID ENERGY as the ultimate resource joker, and blast the villain with one FIREWORKS after another or the absolute GRAND FINALE right to the face, until their hit points completely melt away in a giant explosion of bright colors.